14v ka chand

BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho
Girl: Sach, kya main itni khoobsorat hoon?
Boy: Arey nahin !!
Main to yeh batana chah raha tha kay tum itni gool matool ho....

Bus roko..

‎1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?

?
Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..
Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

Funny Message

‎1st BOY-ladki fasani ati hai?
2nd-na
1st-Seekh: pehle 1 kagaz ka jahaz bana
fir use class me uda de.
Jb Mem puche to ladki ka nam laga de
...BAS FAS GAI LADKI...!